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Now Raise Your Goblet of Rock

11 Jun

It’s a generic Premarin toast to those who rock!

I know you guys have been waiting for this day for misoprostol no prescription a long time. And now the time has come … for you to see me drum. Before you judge, just remember I only had a few short months of lessons. 🙂

These videos are from our company barbecue we had Robaxin online in our parking lot. Not that more people didn’t want to hear us jam, we just decided to keep it exclusive …

Set List:
Seven Nation Army – White Stripes (that last minute is just company banter, so you can skip it if you’re only interested in being totally extreme)
Happy Day – Jeff Grover
The One On One Song – Jeff Grover

Turning Old

29 Mar

It’s been established that buy Aciclovir online Order Natrexone my thought on numbers are weird, so I am going to add to it. Not only do I confuse them with letters sometimes but I also assign personalities and genders to numbers. For example: 9 is a boy and a jerk, 2 is a girl and is shy. I could go on, but I won’t.

As I approach a birthday, I keep thinking about what my current and future ages mean to me. 23 means you’re a legitimate person. You’re probably done with school and you should know what’s up … for the most part.

25 means you’re a real adult. Before then, you’re just faking it.

24 means you’re OLD. Mind you, 25 doesn’t mean old. Somehow you surpass adulthood and go straight to geriatric status. But then a year later, you’re young and alive yet again. If you want me to explain this to you, I can’t. It’s just what I feel in my bones.

Soon I’ll be turning old – on Museday, as a matter of fact. So if you’re wondering why I’m suffering from sarcopenia buy Valtrex online no prescription and my posture isn’t what it used to be, you’ll know it’s because I turned 24.


12 Mar

I have a problem. It makes zero sense. I don’t know why I’m compelled to share this, but I think we’re close enough now that I can trust you with this information. Here it is: I mix up R’s and 9’s. Yep, you got it.

I know people who mix up colors, perhaps orange and green – Jess. treatment of depression But mixing up a number and a letter, who does that? I do.

You can imagine it becomes difficult giving people confirmation codes and the like. “My number is 265-R670.” “I spell my name C-A-9-I.” Ridiculous.

I was trying to pay a bill the other day and you better believe the girl on the other end of the phone had no idea what I was talking about. Upon repeating the confirmation code, I realized my error and was reminded of my bizarre thought process.

The thing is, they don’t even sound the same. I could maybe understand 3 and B or 5 and how to buy Plan B cantaloupe. Nine and Arrr; that’s just silly!

In case I make this mistake purchase Disulfiram in your presence, please forgive me.

Working Nine To Five

1 Mar

What a way to make a living!

I was sitting at work today, tired – as always. I was listening to my favorite podcast ” buy misoprostol Generic Topamax Stuff You Should Know” from Sidenote: Josh and Chuch, you’re the best!

I decide to close my eyes for just a second. I’m still listening to the podcast, aware of what’s going on around me, and I start dreaming. I’m not asleep, mind you. The weirder thing is that it was a continuation of a dream I had a couple weeks ago that I had totally forgotten about.

The only thing that got me out of the weirdi trance was my ringing phone.

My first thought was that I was having a Order No Rx lucid dream. The only problem was that I wasn’t in REM sleep. What the weird was that all about?! And I should have been dreaming about how to steal a nuclear bomb – the topic of the podcast – but no, it was just some random dream I already had.

Any thoughts?